"Inspired by Freebies" (17/10/2006 22:16)

Slogans I’ve used on ML IRC channel begging for freebies. These are real comercial ads adapted for ML.

Many are automatically generated by http://thesurrealist.co.uk/slogan.cgi

Most of them were completed by “Challenge my team!”

 

“My Freebie, your Freebie, Freebie for all!”

“One goal, one passion, one Freebie!”

“How to get 1,5 mil in 5 easy steps: Offer my team 5 freebies!”

“Give freebies to my team  - and all your problems and credits will disappear”

“Mama Mia, That was One Spicy Freebie!”

“Come See the Softer Side of Freebies”

“What Can Freebies Do For You?”

“Gee, Your Freebies Smells Terrific!”

“Freebies Is Good For You!”

“8 out of 10 Owners who Expressed a Preference said Their Cats Preferred Free Friendlies”

“Whatever You're Into, Give Freebies!”

“What's In Your Freebie?”

“Make Someone Happy with a Freebie!”

“Freebie! The best man can get”

“Life's Pretty Straight Without Freebies”

“Be Young, Have Fun, Give Freebies!”

“Look, Mom, Freebies!”

“Got a Freebie? You're in Luck!”

“Every Freebie Helps!”

“Splash Freebies All Over!”

“Freebies! Are Everywhere But Here...”

“Show Me Your Freebies!!!”

“Avez-Vous Un Freebie?”

“What Would You Do For A Freebie?”

“Any Time, Any Place, Freebies.”

“Make Every Freebie Count!”

“Jesus loves Freebies.“

“Things Go Better with Freebies!”

“Double the Pleasure, Double the Freebies!”

“I Saw a Freebie and I Thought of You”

“Gotta Lotta Freebies?”

“The Better Way to Start Giving Freebies”

“Freebies. Now with 50% more flavor!”

“Monsieur, with this freebie you are really spoiling me”

“Think Once, Think Twice, Think Freebie”

“If You have  the Freebie, We have the Team”

“Just for the Taste of Freebies!”

“I Can't Believe It's No Freebies Here!”

“Pardon Me, Do You Have Any Pink Freebie?”

“I Scream, You Scream, We All Scream for Freebies!”

“I'm a Secret Freebie Lover”

“Wouldn't You Like To Give A Freebie Too?”

“Sweet as the Moment When the Freebie Showed Up”

“It Takes A Tough Man To Play A Soft Freebie”

“Freebies, and on, and on...”

“There Ain't No Party Like A Freebies Party!”

“Kids Will Do Anything For A Freebie”

“Who Would You Have A Freebie With?”

“I'm Only Here For The Freebies”

“Ask The Man For a Freebie”

“I Obey Your Freebies”

“Washing Machines Live Longer With Freebies”

“Norwegian People Wouldn't Give A Freebie For Anything Else”

“Soft Freebies Saves Your Soul”

“Freebies Really Satisfies!”

“The Lighter Way To Enjoy Freebies”

“Because You Worth Freebies”

“I Love the Freebies You Hate “

“Happiness is a Cigar Called Freebie”

“Freebie - Norwegian for Beer”

“Run For The Freebie!”

“Jesus loves Freebies”

“Freebies, the secret of women”

“Freebie is my friend”

“Feel good! Give Freebies!”

“Freebies for me!”

“I believe in Freebies.”

“It's not a dream. Freebies are real!”

“Freebies - You see this name, you think dirty”

“Freebies - Think different”

“Food or Freebies? I'll have Freebies.”

“Freebies. The power on your side”

“You better get your Freebies out”

“Be alive! Give Freebies.”

“Freebies is the only way to be happy”

“The gods made Freebies”

“I lost weight with Freebies”

“Freebies, created by nature. Softer than the softest!”

“It's your Freebies!”

“Freebies, I want it all”

“3... 2... 1... Freebies!!!”

“Can you feel freebies?”

“Freebies loves me!”

“Freebies are rolling, the others are stoned”

 

Slogans that didn’t had a chance to be showed up yet:

 

“Give me liberty or give me freebies”

“I deserve a freebie today”

“I'm Cuckoo For Freebies”

“I'd Walk a Mile for a Freebie”

“Better Living Giving Freebies”

“Have You Forgotten How Good Freebies Tastes?”

“Did Somebody Say Freebies?”

“Four out of Five Dentists Recommend Freebies”

 

Brilliant ideas from other managers:

 

"Maltesers. the sweets you can eat between freebies!" <by Lardy>

Have you read "Freebies for dummies?" <by Poly>

 "You can keep doing that forever, the freebies are NEVER going to come" (Pirates of the Caribbean - Jack Sparrow) <by Sir Henry>

 

And, after all, the prize goes to:

"There Is No Spoon, Only Freebies" <by Sir Henry>

 

Thank you, and blame Lardy for giving me this idea: