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A Joke for You All (09/02/2008 12:40)

One day, at St.Martins school, it had become apparent to one teacher Mr. King that one of his pupils was constantly falling asleep in his class. The culprit? little suzie, solution? try and catch her out by askin her a question as she starts to fall asleep. So the next morning when class had started, Mr. King was teaching R.E. As time passed by, slowly but surely, little suzie began to fall asleep. Mr. King noticed this and asked "Suzie, who is the creator of all life?" Sat behind her was jonny, and he didn't want little suzie to get into to trouble, so he jabbed her with his pencil to wake her up. "GOD!" screamed suzie. As class continued, suzie began to drift off again and Mr. King was on the attack. "Suzie, who is the light of the world?" jonny jabbed her again with his pencil. "JESUS CHRIST!" shouted suzie. At this point Mr. King was thinkin whether or not to give up, but once more little suzie started to fall asleep, and Mr. King gave it one more try. "Suzie, what did Eve say to Adam after they had ther 22nd child?" jonny once again, jabbed her with his pencil. "IF YOU TOUCH ME WITH THAT THING ONE MORE TIME, I'M GUNNA SNAP IT IN HALF AND SHOVE IT UP YOUR ARSE!"

if u dont get it from reading it, sayin it out loud usually helps :P

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