Here are some questions I would like you to think about 
(Feel free to comment 
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What would you do if you were taking a shower and suddenly it was completely out of hot/warm water??
How old are you before it can be said you died of old age?
If humans evolved from monkeys/apes, why are they still here?
Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle/tube?
Do penguins have knees?
In libraries, do they put the bible in the fiction or non-fiction section?
How does Freddy Kruger wipe his butt?
Why are red buttons always the most important?
If Winnie the Pooh (you know, that sweet little yellow bear in a red sweater) was civilized enough to keep his honey in jars, why did he eat it off his hands? Surely he had spoons?
Just think about these questions Ever had such thoughts anyway? 
