Before I start, let me apologise now for any typos in this entry - the keyboard is playing up and mising out letters quite frequently today, and it's a right pain. I think it may have arthritis.

You never can tell wth these computers when they are on the cusp of cllapsing completelty. It amazes me that we make so many films about computers taking over the world and throwin off man kind. Do you really think tht'll ever happen, gven that we are incapable of keeping any of the computers we make actually operating for a long period of time. I imagine we will make one that hasthe ability to take over one day, but that it will ultimately freeze at the very point it tries to wipe s out and has to reboot, thus loosing all the hard work it hs done rounding us up and that. Ah well. I suppose mankind's own innate crapness will save it once again...

Now, down to business. I am shortly going to be bloggin on here about my future escapades in the name of charity. Regular readers will know that I am takng part in a banger rally in august to raise money for charity. So far so good.

But... here is a problem here. My closely guarded anonymity on this game will be severely dented as my real name and even my face will appear on the links to the pages detailing our attempt. Furthermore, when i finally reveal the long awaited film to you, there will be another clue to my real existence there also.

Now, I have quite enjoyed my long term anonymity under my psuedonym. So what better, and more ego stroking way to celebrate it's enforced end in the name of charity than to invet a competition. Prepare yourself (drum roll please...)

The Where's Wojteker Contest 

The contest is very simple. You have to find and send in pictures of me found in ML and on the internet. I will be discretely leaving 8 of these in a few locations for you to find. There are some rules...

1. If you have met me in real life, emailled me in real life or are, basically known to me already, you can't play. (I'm sorry, but that's the way it is!) You are also sworn to secrecy, aside from being able to offer small clues...

2. Pictures could b anywhere - clues are availiable if you ask the righ people...

2. Any pictures that don't have the logo on don't count (logo is the green text up the top there)...

3. To win, you need to find pictures with my Wojteker logo in the corner and email them to the following address...

wojteker.from.managerleague@googlemail.com

The Prize...

The person to email in the most Wojteker logo'd pics wins 30 credits from my own fair pocket! If a few of you get the same number, it's the first whose email I receive.

Closin Date is set at 9th June    

So, happy hunting! I fear i have made a rod for my own back here, and in some ways am encouraging people to stalk me electronically across the internet!

Back soon!

Woj

EDIT: It's going very well so far - doubt it'll take more than a week to get them all  in!  We'll keep playing till one person has all 8 in or the closing date is reached, Whichever comes first. Two notes:

1. The 8 pictures should all be different, not 8 instances of the same picture!!!

2. please, if you send them in as you get them, please could you send the ones you already sent each time (like, you send in three on one email, then another 2, copy the first three in). Won't affect who wins, just makes my life easier!!!

Thanks!