According to a barking mad lunatic on a street corner, Sir Bignose was reinstated as manager for PFoJ yesterday. The team has been looked after on a day to day basis by Sillius Soddus for the past week, leading to no losses so far in the season. However, unreliable sources has it that Soddus has been sent away by the Romans to lead the fight against barbarian hordes, thus paving the way for Bignose's comback.

Since most of the fans of PFoJ ARE barbarian hordes, attendance was record low today, as Sir Bignose led PFoJ to their first loss for the season this morning. Sillius Soddus is reported to have lost his fight against the barbarian hordes, and are now at display in the town square, featuring painful and extremely humiliating body positions.

  PFoJ was put under administration by the board of directors this morning, and manager Sir Bignose was put under observation by psychiatrists, following another extravagant signing. 

Yesterday Sir Bignose wasted another 137 mill ML$, this time by giving it away to a young Britton who was passing through Judea on a quest for the holy grail. The youngster, Arthur King, agreed to abandon his quest and play defence for PFoJ in return for an outrageous sum of money. "I don't know what a grail is," Sir Bignose told a random hobo this morning, "but it turned out it wasn't holier than my 137 mill ML$."

Sir Bignose is expected to spend the rest of the season locked up in a dungeon for the extraordinarily insane, otherways known as Judea Town Hall. Sillius Soddus is expected to take over the day to day managing of PFoJ untill Bignose regains somthing looking vaguely like sanity.

  People in Judea got a shock this morning, when news leaked to the press about Sir Bignose's latest signing. 

After spending 125 mill ML$ on an outrageously fat frenchman, most Judeans believed (among MANY other things) that PFoJ manager Sir Bignose had sold his kidneys to pay the transfer fee.

Now it turns out he has secured the signature of a bearded Tunisian, Harry the Haggler, for more than 200 mill ML$, which according to Roman economists equals 16.4 times the value of Judea (although critics claim the romans overvalue Judea colossaly in this calculations.) 

The signing has raised quite a bit of controversy. Rumors has it that Vagabond FC's ensatusafia has been following Harry since he was born, and is outraged by Sir Bignose's sneaky behaviour, signing Harry in a hurry for an enormous sum, and then riding him off to Judea hidden among dung miners in a caravan headed for Judea.

Unreliable sources close to Sir Bignose confirms this story, and claim Bignose's response to the accusations was "I did it because I can, and if Goofy can get away with paying 200 mill pluss for a 17 year old, why can't I."

  Asmiling Sir Bignose today revealed PFoJ's first signing of any significance this season. "I am happy to report that for the first time in many years, PFoJ has been able to sign someone with the slightest hint of talent," Sir Bignose told the press as the obscenely obese frenshman was wheelchaired into the room. "Mr Creosote here, is so fat it's virtually impossible to get the ball past him. He is a living (for now) wall indeed, and exactly the goalkeeper we have been looking for."

Talent like this doesn't come cheap, though, the transfer-fee is believed to have exeeded 100 million ML$. Sir Bignose went on to surprise noone by saying he expected Mr Creosote to "start repaying this already on Monday."

  Aredfaced Sir Bignose made a scene again today, by leaving an impromptu press conference in a fury.

The outrage took place after a journalist form "The Donkey Times" asked the flamboyant manager about his failure to sign new talents to Judea. It has been reported that The Real Snakes have outbid PFoJ in quite a few transfer scrambles already this season, and Sir Bignose tilted completely, calling Goofy a wastefull waster of waste and hinting that he was a thief, trying to ruin the Judean threasury by inflating prices to fantasy levels. Then he claimed that he himself had fooled Goofy into paying overprice, then he claimed he was never interested in buying that young snob of a defender anyway, before storming off.

  Unreliable sources in Judea claim PFoJ's manager Sir Bignose is on the verge of partly regaining his sanity.

PFoJ has been reported taking up trainings again between BBQs, but it is "unclear what they are training since they've got no balls," one particularly unreliable source reported.

What this mean for the future of football in Judea remains to see, but hopefully the shakey reign of the People's Front is about to end.

More to follow.